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Time to lighten up!!! This is mostly pagan humor, but other funny stuff as well. Hope you enjoy.
What do you say to an angry witch???
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"RIBBIT!"
Top Ten Questions From The Metaphysically Challenged
1)"Is that there one of those quartz crystals around your neck?" (No, it's a CIA transmitter...)
2)(while pointing to any occult/Pagan book in your possession) "What do you have there?" (A BOOK...see the pretty words? Oooooooohhhhhhhh........)
3)(same as above) "What book you got there?" ("Build A Thermonuclear Weapon From Ordinary Household Goods In Three Days"...why?)
4)"Are you going to Hell?" (No, but it's on my way if you want dropped off...")
5)(While looking at pentagram) "Is that a satanic symbol?" (No, it's a Masonic symbol...would you like to donate to Shriner's Hospital?)
6)"Do you believe in God?" (Which one?)
7)"How does someone become a Witch?" (Well, first there's the written exam, and then the swimsuit competition...)
8)"Can you do a spell on me?" (Don't tempt me, please...)
9)(Pointing to pentagram) "What are you, Jewish?" (Shalom!!!)
10)(A real experience) "Well, I like you...you seem like a nice person. I'm really worried about all of this occult stuff you're into though...why don't you come and talk to my pastor? He knows lots about occult stuff, and I think he can set you straight...you might even find Jesus! But before you do that, could you give me a tarot reading???" (No, but I'll give your pastor one...)
Taliesin Athor Govannon
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